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Archive for March, 2009
Builders of a new Lebanon
Monday, March 30th, 2009كي يبقى لبنان مزرعة
Sunday, March 29th, 2009
THE ORANGES OF SPECIES BY CHARLES DARWIN
Saturday, March 28th, 2009AN EXCERPT FROM THE NEW EDITION:
While studying the creatures inhabiting the eastern Mediterranean land of Lebanon , I came to the surprising realization that just as the theory of Survival of the Fittest implies that creatures that have mutated will survive if the mutation is more beneficial to existing in the current environment, then by the newer theory of survival of the Shittest also must imply that creatures such as Aounies are the exact opposite.
In all probability the Aounies first appeared when successive groups of freedom loving Lebanese were brainwashed at Baabda Palace during 1988. Apparently there were too many kids from rabieh in one place at the same time and a mutation occurred where the color orange varied from a normal thing that you see on round fruits and some soft drinks and mutated to form a bird shit colored dementia that colored every single aspect of their existence. The first mutation probably had nothing to do with the orange schizophrenia that followed but it must have first manifested itself with Tante Emilie who began making up stories about the terrible ouwet.
At one point an over zealous Ouwet officer slapped a kid from rabieh at a checkpoint , thus disrupting his already foufou nounou brain waves and causing a mutation in attitude into a scared little photoshopper who hated the terrible LF that Tante emilie was so angry at.
Slowly the traits of photoshopping , lying and making conspiracy theories began to genetically surface in all successive aounies as well as the love of the dirty orange birdshit vomit color.
After some mutation the syrian strain of mutant orange loving aounies began to appear when an SSNP mated successfully with a full grown Aouny and produced the latest version, the Aouny Syrianis.
With mutation firmly embedded in their mode of existence, the Aouny exhibits survival of the Shittest in its truest format. And with time the successive training and lab experiments done by the Hizballah scientists has the Aounies turning somersaults to defend the Wilayet el Fakih while vomiting the orange color and speaking like the original 15 year old rabieh foufou who was slapped so many decades ago.
I hope this excerpt from the seminal book ” the Oranges of Species” has helped you understand the true beginnings of this lovely creature who can be made into a successful pet*…the Aouny.
*Aounies make good pets if you feed them a daily dose of propaganda from Otv or Manar and an occasional bedtime story from vcoders nursery rhymes. You can also let them loose in Dahieh without fear of losing them. Make sure your original Aouny comes with his vaccination documents and a personal MoU included to verify ownership.
Nadim Gemayel’s Interview with Kalam Beirut – Future News TV – 22/03/2009
Thursday, March 26th, 2009you can download the interview by clicking on:
http://www.bachirgemayel.org/Audio_Video/NBGOnKalamBeirut-220309/NBGOnKalamBeirut-220309.wmv
or :
http://www.bachirgemayel.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=202&Itemid=1
Al Mustaqbal newspaper scandal: Another FPM fabricated lie ..
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009PS: Aounists removed the Samsung logo from the video to deceive readers and viewers. The two photos were part of a Samsung ad that won an award abroad.
I am not quite sure why would Al mustaqbal want to post such a thing. Obviously this is the work of a non-intelligent person or some trainee because i find it really hard to believe that none of them noticed it could lead into such reactions and exploitation by M8 losers.
Nonetheless, Aounists are overjoyed about it, and as usual, it did backfire at them.
Feel Free to spread the new Aounist lie.
Here are the two pictures (pic1,pic2)with the Samsung logo.
My question though:
When Frangieh directly insulted the Patriarch and it was no part of an ad, where was OTV or Aounimal to defend the Church ??
وعد يا بشير
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009
PLO Official killed
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009Like usual we will not know who killed Kamal Medhat the high officer in PLO, it is maybe other Palestinians against PLO like Hamas, maybe inside PLO it is an internal power struggle, maybe it is Israel or Syria ETC.
But now everyone agree this man was Moderate and always negotiate to calm tensions with all sides, even Aoun said it in press conference today. This is strange that the M8 group call a leader from PLO moderate and are sad he is killed because they always accuse the PLO that they are paid by Hariri to control Lebanon and fight the Chi3a and kick out the Christians ETC.
It is also strange that M8 scare us about fanatic Sunnis but they support Hamas the most fanatic group who get money and rockets from Iran like them. Can the Aounieh explain why they call Hamas heros and they think PLO are moderate but then Aoun keep scaring us about Touwteen??
I don’t say we should not worry about Palestinian arms in Lebanon and we should ask for solution for the refugee camps, but how M8 can love all Palestinian sides and at the same time accuse them that they will make a war against M8 for Hariri??
MARCH 8 Cabinet Revealed !
Sunday, March 22nd, 2009Potential new Cabinet appointees and newly formed Ministries if March 8 wins the elections
Ministry of Whorin Affairs (Fawzi Salloukh for HA)
Ministry of Immigration (Nabil Qaouk for HA)
Ministry of Abduction (Ali Ammar for HA)
Ministry of Defence of Syria (Talal Irslen for United Druze Homosexuals of March 
Ministry of Tourette Syndrome (Wi’am Wahhab for Cursing and Defamation Party )
Ministry of Zgharta and Cham (Sleiman Franjieh for Marada)
Ministry of Mental Issues (Michel Aoun for Friendly Prosyria Movement FPM)
Ministry of Free Telecommunication (Hajj Skype for HA).
Ministry of Wiretapping (Hajj Unknown for HA)
Ministry of Cellular Phone Number Auctions (Hajj Bassil for FPM)
Ministry of Dentistry ( Nabil Nicolas for FPM)
Ministry of Liquidation (Assaad Herdan for SSNP)
Ministry of Swimming (La77ouss Junior for Party of Tabaj March
Ministry of The Fakih (Sayyed Hassan for HA)
Ministry of Underground Tunnels (not yet appointed)
Ministry of Feudal Families (Mario Aoun for FPM)
Ministry of Electoral and Constitutional Blocking ( ISteez Nabih Berri for Amal)
الأشرفية هي القلب النابض لبيروت
Sunday, March 22nd, 2009
El General 7ara2 7alo ..
Sunday, March 22nd, 2009
I’ve been reading lately about FPM preparations for the upcoming elections, and so far even the M8 websites are not very enthusiastic about them. Al-Akhbar posted a long article a while ago exposing the lack of preparation and organization despite the large numbers of volunteers. Another article in Annahar marked Aoun’s dissapointment of his ally Nasrallah for not forcing Berri to give up Christian seats in the South.
Nonetheless, that is not very worrying as Tayyar has shown for years that it was way more organized, electorally speaking, than any other Christian party. On the other hand, Berri slapped Aoun in the face by insisting on his candidates in Marjaaoun and Zahrani and forced him to pull Abu Jamra and make him run in Achrafieh.
How one can interpret Berri’s move ?
It is pretty evident to me. Berri is that type of ally that will support you in your own regions but never concede or compromise from his regions (or what he calls his regions), and most importantly Berri knows that Hezbollah is the one empowering Aoun and wishes to keep it that way. Giving Aoun more credit might boost the mad general’s ego further and make him a pain in the ass rather than a Christian card you can manipulate.
How Aoun justified Abu Jamra’s candidacy in Achrafieh was the fatal mistake. Not only did he show that he was forced to do so cause Berri blocked him, but he turned the whole Orthodox community against him in Achrafieh by attacking Nayla Tueni and bringing an outsider who is, according to him, better than any other potential Orthodox candidate.
I hope that he will keep those mistakes coming, as March 14 Christians are not looking that good so far, and are still divided among themselves, mainly Kataeb & the LF, not to mention the poor & weak (and even un-understandable) marketing campaigns.
Remembering Bachir’s resistance in Achrafieh
Sunday, March 22nd, 2009Voting age lowered to 18 …
Saturday, March 21st, 2009I have already expressed my concerns on the dangers of lowering the voting age to 18 in previous posts, and now that it is a reality, i believe it’s only appropriate that i repeat myself again & again.
I find absolutely no advantages to such a measure except for our rotten class of politicians who now have easier targets to control and brainwash. Our youth in its large majority lacks political awareness and knowledge, not to mention historical information, and this is manifested in the universities and the incidents that occur there not to mention online forums and blogs where you find 16 and 17 year old supporters fighting blindly and stupidly.
Based on that, any rational and conscious government should promote awareness among the youth and enlighten them on the past and guide them towards striving excellence in education and professional levels. But this is Lebanon and am dreaming of course that such measures be adopted !
Instead, “minzeed el teen balle” as the Lebanese proverb says, and inject the political fights further into the schools and universities by lowering the voting age to 18.
Some people are saying this law is favorable to Hezbollah and the Shiite community, but numbers show that it doesnt really change anything, except the fact that now political parties are more willing to invest in schools and universities and mess up young people’s lifes to get their votes.
I consider myself as a person who matured early and got involved in politics at a very young age relatively, however i realized with every additional year how unexperienced and unaware i was when i was 18 and until 20 or 21 … University years are crucial for every young Lebanese to forge his character, to enhance his knowledge and to dream of a prosperous future. Instead, now we will have more students failing their classes and beating up each others kermel Nasrallah wou Hariri wou Geagea wou Aoun.
This is a truly sad story, and this country is proving more and more to be a complete joke.
الأشرفية وفية
Thursday, March 19th, 2009
You might be a Hezbollahi if …
Thursday, March 19th, 2009For your 8th birthday party your uncle Imad gave you an AK47 so you could be like all your friends
You are still hiding in a bunker in Aita el Shaab from july 2006 when your commanding officer from the Pasdaran told you to” stay there and don’t come out”
You chanted “Al mowto li AMRIKA” all through your teenage years and then forged a US passport and went to smuggle ciggarettes and speak broken english in Michigan
When you are bored you close the airport road to play a soccer match
You dream of becoming a Mobillette gang member in the same way normal children dream of being firemen and police officers
You think the Shia are oppressed and unfairly treated so you connected your electric illegally and make free phonecalls to feel better about it
You really can’t stand Michel Aoun or his Orange Rabieh fanclub either but are under strict orders to pretend to
You are sure you saw Imad Mughniyyehs baseball cap and face on the moon and simultaneously believe that March 8 will bring progress and advancement to Lebanon
You and your friends were so sure that the broken down puma helicopter from 1977 with only two pilots and lebanese army markings was a massive israeli invasion that you took no chances and executed the pilot after he begged in a Lebanese northern accent for his life.
Your flag and logo and teachings and ideology and inspiration and money and logistics and orders are derived from and identical to Vilayet el Fakih of Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini’s Islamic Revolution but you are surprised that anyone would think you are anything but purely Lebanese
Question to Nadim Gemayel
Thursday, March 19th, 2009N10452 said in earlier posts, we have a person from Nadim Gemayel team who is willing to answer questions on issues related to Nadim and elections.
The following is taken from Michael Young editorial in Daily Star, 19 March 2009:
“In 2007, Marcel Ghanem hosted a program commemorating the 25th anniversary of the assassination of Bashir Gemayel, the late Lebanese Forces leader who in 1982 was the president-elect for a mere three weeks. Invited on the show was Nadim, Bashir’s son and today a candidate for the Achrafieh constituency. Ghanem asked Nadim what the Taif Accord meant to him, and his answer told us a great deal about the mindset in the Maronite community. “Taif means Christian surrender,” he replied.”
Today Nadim is running on Kataeb ticket that supports Taef agreement and he is proud to be an LF ally who also are Taef agreement supporters. How can Nadim run with a party, ally with another and be part of March 14 and they all support and back Taef while in his own words he said :“Taif means Christian surrender”. ?
Photoshop King
Thursday, March 19th, 2009Another photoshop masterpiece by Aoun and his lovely party.
Syrian Dream Team 2009
Wednesday, March 18th, 2009
Jumblatt Full Interview with Playboy
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009Mou 3allem?
Monday, March 16th, 2009From Naharnet: Today was the inauguration of the first Lebanese embassy in Abou Roummaneh in Damascus but no Syrian official attended the opening. Syrian Foreign Minister Walid al-Muallem said “We Thought Embassy’s Opening Was on Sunday… So We Did Not Attend on Monday”
This remind me of Ziad Ra7bani Comedy when the mental hospital patient Rashid say he talked a lot to President Sarkis to solve the Lebanon war and president Sarkis agreed with him, so the Psychiatre ask Rashid: 2inta 2aymata 7akayto la Sarkis? Rashid say: Boukra bass ta shoufo 
Naharnet article also say: Lebanese career diplomat Michel Khoury will assume his duties as ambassador to Damascus next month but Syria has yet to name its ambassador to Beirut since December 26 2008.
I think the Syrians are waiting for UN tribunal to give the accusation list before they pick the ambassadeur and he turn out to be one of the assassin Maybe they have so many involve in the crime they forget who is innocent to be ambassadeur in Beirut….
Photos from Reuter
Aoun, what right do you have???
Monday, March 16th, 2009Ok, now i know we have come to expect everything from the guy who doesn’t even think before he blurts his “political statements” on public TV, but tonight beats all.
Where does Aoun get the right to tell Nayla Tueni to step down in Ashrafieh?
Just because Aoun campaigned for Ashrafieh to vote on its own… does that make him its sole owner now? I though our dear Aoun was in favor of democracy… or is that just a word we throw here and there while we demand that people step down?
Granted Nayla Tueni does not have a lot of political experience, but what have his “brilliant” collection of ministers accumulated in experience before becoming members in his bloc? Was Bassil some prime minister somewhere and we didn’t know of it?
And one more thing… since when has political experience actually helped people in Lebanon? lets look at Abou Jamra, for example. What has he been able to accomplish? other than whine about not having a room next to the prime minister? At least Nayla has a programme, one she has spoken about very clearly. At least Nayla can represent the voice of a young lebanese generation! At least Nayla is not one of those women who are merely keeping the patriarchal family seat warm for the next male heir to inherit!
I do not vote in Ashrafieh, but if I did I would have voted for her. I hope she makes it through, and most importantly, I hope she doesn’t bother to reply to his words, because she should not let her political speech reach that level.
