We all know that the most heated battle in the upcoming elections is in Christian areas. We all know that in all other areas the outcome is somewhat known. Let us hope that Christians wont do the same mistake of 1990. Let us hope that a 3rd party wont get involved to throw a firecracker between Christians of both sects and start a never ending sectarian conflict. Most of all..Let us hope that this is NOT the calm before the storm.

The upcoming elections are very very important for both parties. Let us not forget that on March 1 the tribunal will start. So whoever wins the next elections, will speak for all the Lebanese people and will have the last say as to whether the Lebanese Government should co-operate with the tribunal’s vital decisions (indictments, presenting evidence, calling witnesses, etc..) or not. Whoever wins the next elections will have the power to block the tribunal from doing its work properly.

I am voting M14 this spring not because I am an M14 supporter, no I never follow anyone, and I have my own brains to think with. I don’t need anyone to think for me. I am voting M14 because I want to see the killers put to justice, I want to see the cold blooded murderers being tried at the Hague. I want to see those that were responsible for the inhumane torture of prisoners be tortured themselves. I really want to see the killers of Lebanon from 1982 till present suffer for the bloodbath they showered Lebanon with.

For this main reason exactly, I refuse to risk the tribunal’s work and thus blocking justice from being served. I know for a fact that for every vote M14 gets, Lebanon’s killers feel the knife getting deeper into their hearts.

I have been wanting and waiting impatiently for justice to be served since 1982, since the killing of the 10452 dream, and now is the chance, could very well be the final one. I really hope that a storm wont come and kill that dream again.

Thank You

Dear Fellow Lebanese,

I am not really a march 14 Supporter nor a March 8 admirer. I am simply a Lebanese citizen with extraordinary love for his country.

I write to you today not as a Maronite, nor as a Christian, but as a Lebanese who feels that he must speak out.

The greatest problem I see in Lebanon today is the lack of responsibility and accountability amongst our people. I say this because I believe there is a fundamental misunderstanding in the mind of the voter. Most voters today see their vote as a personal battle of who is right and who is wrong. It involves egos and pride not intelligence and analysis. It involves the forcing of opinions on others and not the acceptance of political differences.

However the even bigger issue lies within this concept. Today we are in a referendum on whether or not we are really able to rule ourselves or whether we still need the Syrian boot firmly planted within our political sphere. This is not a battle of different platforms but rather of different perspectives of the Nation.

On one hand you have a a group of the old guard politicians pretending to be the new guard and on the other hand you have a dangerously armed single confessional Militant group with very undemocratic ideals. Both would accept varying degrees of Syrian or Saudi involvement in our daily life if given the chance to rule. Both would tell you that it is either their way or the highway. Both are willing to purchase votes from voters who are behaving exactly as I have mentioned above.

I reject both.

Today what is needed is a voter who is intent on having things happen in the nature that he or she imagines. If it is accountability, then it applies to all. If it is democracy, then it is in all parts of the country. If it is resistance, then it is by all the people and all confessions and most importantly ; against all enemies.

We are Lebanese citizens first and foremost, inspired by our wonderful country and children of its warmth and beauty. We are not second class people relegated to be bought and sold by foreign agendas. We are not pawns in the hands of mob bosses who proclaim loyalty to whomever advances their nefarious gains. We are not uneducated illiterate masses who sway in the winds of dictators whims.

We are the Lebanese people of indomitable spirits and of indefatigable wills. We are the Lebanese people; a civilization unto itself with a history far outreaching all others. Lebanon has been a haven for humanity and good living since the neolithic period. I do not care to be a Phoenician. That was a name given to us by Greeks. We do not care to be Arab, that is a moniker thrown upon us by conquering tribes. We do not care to be an American colony nor an Iranian outpost nor a Syrian playground nor a Saudi property.

We are the Lebanese and history tells of who we are. The Bible quotes our name. The temple of Jupiter rises in our land, the tomb of Ahiram on our coast and the legend of Ishtar and Adonis from our rivers.
Need I remind you that the name Lebanon is thousands of years old and we stand here today to affirm that it will remain that way well into the future.

I know that when I write to you, I write with a voice that is heard by all but many fear to acknowledge it.

We have been oppressed and beaten for years now into believing that we are divided, selfish, sectarian, feudal, unable to rule ourselves , incapable of moving forward.

This has been the only way our enemies had to conquer us.

All of you know what a few years of peace and quiet could bring to this country. We see it within days of calm. The Lebanese return to their land and their way of life. We build resorts and restaurants. We build homes and houses. We start businesses and organizations. We sponsor art and creativity.

When we are given some peace and freedom, there is no goal that cannot be achieved by the Lebanese and we do it always with grace and style. We do it with service and pleasure. We do it right. Period.

What I speak about above is clearly Syria,and Israel’s greatest fear. They fear what peace and calm in Lebanon would do to their plans. They fear that if given the chance to unite, the Lebanese people would quickly become an economic force and beam of tolerance in a middle east that is known for none of the above.

Today, I write to you about the upcoming elections. There is no question that the choices amongst the candidates are limited. Almost all fall under one or the other camp. So unfortunately we are forced to choose between the Lesser of two evils. I for one will choose the ideals of March 14 over those of March 8 for one simple reason.

As a Lebanese I want to be known by the rest of the free world as a place of peace and democracy rather than isolated as a radical supporter of terror and unrest. Today March 14 and the politicians within it are overwhelmingly recognized by and interact with the all the countries of the world while those of March 8 are almost completely shunned and labeled as supporters of Terrorism. Only Iran and Syria are close to March 8.

That is the only reason why I would support one camp over the other. In my honest opinion we need a complete overhaul of the entire political Junta.

Why would we ever support Samir Geagea and Michel Aoun after what they did to the Christians in 1990?
Why would we ever tolerate Hassan Nassrallah and Nabih Berri after they openly declared ” Thank You Syria” on March 8?
Why would we ever support parties like SSNP that openly calls for the dissolution of the nation?
Why would we ever support politicians like Jumblat and Arslan who worked hand in hand with Syria to line their pockets and increase their power?
Why would we accept that Rafic Hariri’s son Saad inherit the amount of power he did without any referendum on what his father did under Syrian tutelage?
Why would we accept all the ragtag like Sleiman Franjieh and Wi’am Wahab and all those who made a living from Syria’s brutal rule?

We need a new Nation of politicians and a new spirit of collaboration. We need a people who know that we can hold politicians to their word.

We need to understand that Lebanon is for us not for them. Lebanon is our country not a business that has ten different shareholders arguing over who gets a bigger piece of the pie.

We need to take back our country.

Let us start by voting for democracy.

Vote 10452km2

Thank You

YOU MIGHT BE A AOUNY IF……

Your Dad, or you, or someone you know, or someone who knows someone you know, or someone who might know some one who might know someone else who defnitely knew someone who was slapped by an LF’er at a checkpoint in 1985 and you still havent gotten over the embarrasment.

You honestly believe that Michel Aoun’s cursing and shouting and all that propaganda and birdshit orange color you plaster all over the place can hide the fact that you are allied with Syria and its murdering allies.

In the world of evolutionary theory and social darwinism, it is rare to see a phenomenon in which a combination of inviable traits will mutate to form a conceptually resistant permutation of logical insignificance. It is in this infrequent happenstance that the basic tenets of evolutionary theory succumb to the basic flaw called survival of the Shittest

Here we will discuss a few:

Species Description:

The Aouny; (Aounis Orangis Dementus): A recent offshoot of an Anti-Anti Syrian cultural phenomenon, the Aounis Dementus is characterized by a herding trait that allows for rapid assimilation of clone-like behavior. While the Aounis Dementus is not known for independent thinking, it can exhibit a similar biometric aura. Thus rational conversation with a Aounis Dementus will likely mimic a preprogrammed behavior that elicits general (no pun intended) characteristics of logic even though no such system actually functions. Aounies are logically deficient as the herding trait has overtaken it in its evolutionary prioritization. Aounies will insist however that their frequent change of position is none other than a consistent behavior based solely on rational thought which only happens to be traceable back to the head Aouny who disseminates the information leading to herding behavior. Some argue that the prominence of the Orange color is a sign that some form of synesthesia is attributed to this form of Dimentia.

The Snoopy : (Croissantis Unpopularis Syrianis) Is a much older species than Orangis Dimentus and has thus held the prominent evolutionary position in the resulting mutation. The Snoopy is characterized by unflinching circular arguments that lack any general underlying rationale. Snoopies tend to see the world from a rather lackluster perspective that allows them to fantasize towards their long awaited utopian homeland; Greater Syria. Snoopies cannot typically understand logic as this is redundant in their protazoan type behavior that allows for the worship of a human deity. The Croissantis Unpopularis is only at peace with similar type species that thrive on a diet of propaganda tailored to suit their general utopian fixation. Similar to the Aounis Dimentus , the Snoopy will lead any conversation in ever blurrier circles toward exhaustion.

The Hizzy : (Iranianis Shaytanus Religionis) While clothed in religious fascia, the underlying propensity of the Shaytanus Religionis is towards chaos. This species is rooted in a culture of martyrdom that is very similar to lemming type behavior. If the Hizzy cannot reach chaos, it will likely self distruct from peaceful behavior. Hizzies try to maintain a nationalistic appearance while constantly fomenting unrest. This unrest is particularly suited to the social structure of the pseudo religious doctrine as it is a prerequisite for the success of this species. It is rather interesting that the Shaytanus will group with the Orangis Dimentis and the Syrianis Unpopularis towards a common outcome. The Hizzy is led by a autocratic leadership that is almost always characterized by a violent religious oratory and a mystique culled from a love of death. Shaytanus is threatened by democratic behavior and has strong survival backup systems to resist this.

The Baathy : ( Baathus Excrementus Syrianis ) This species does share a strong relationship to its cousin the Snoopy though is not anywhere close to its sophistication. The Baathy is very low and oldest on the evolutionary totem pole of the Syrianis plague. Marked by ultra violent outburst, the Excrementus Syrianis is particularly suited to serve as the death squad of the Snoopy or Shaytanus. Frequently used by these two to achieve certain anti democratic ideals, the baathy is a workhorse with little social intelligence. In fact in any realitic discourse on the baathus Syrianis, the word intelligence should rarely if never come in to play. The Baathus Syrianis is almost a host for more advanced species and thus is used prolifically amongst all prosyrian species.

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