Archive for October, 2006
The comeback of assasinations ?
Posted by N10452Few weeks ago, Jumblatt was talking about the threats Sanioura is receiving and the poisonous situation the country is in. Added to that, he pointed to the weapons still coming in numbers through the seaport and the Syrian borders.
In the past 2 weeks, 3 explosions occured in Beirut which were meant to send a clear message to the government than cause casualties. Last night, a journalist in Al Mustaqbal newspapers, Ahmad el Ayyoubi received a clear threat when he found a box with 2 grenades and a message inside of it.

Ramadan will be over in few days and all the Pro-Syrian and Terrorist groups added to Hezbollah have been preparing themselves for a comeback on the Lebanese scene.
The 1559 report presented yesterday asked the Lebanese government for a schedule for Hezbollah’s disarment.
We have the whole international community supporting us on all sides and all Lebanon’s ennemies regrouped to cause trouble by either committing new murders or by harrassing the UNIFIL Troops.
I dont mean to be pessimistic but i believe Lebanese are living an illusion that the war is over, while in my opinion the war just started and it will be a more destructive and vicious war than the previous one if we dont manage to overcome it.
Let us hope that we pass this ugly period and finish with all those local and foreign armed groups threatening our sovereignty and Lebanon’s future.
Homsi Sms Joke
Posted by N10452Check this joke.
lol
I find it very strange that such a “well planned” event did not take note of the weather, given the fact that:
1- it was predicted by most weather reports that sunday would be rainy, and this a week before the event took place…
2- it had already started to pour on Saturday and it was abvious what sunday was like…
Stranger even that the sound system and so on were setup without taking into consideration the weather!!! I mean even rookies would never do such a mistake…
Is Aoun not supposed to be an ex-military? more precisely an ex commander of the armed forces…does this kind of a position not involve fore planning? taking the climatic changes into consideration when planning for an event???
I mean no wonder he has not been able to achieve a single victory in all the battles he has started throughout is life…no planning…
Unless…..unless the cancellation was part of the plan…hype it up, promise “sha3ba lubnan al 3azim” loads of “surprises” and at the last moment cancel it…this way:
1- the real attendance of the crowds can never be revealed as most were on the streets…and should anyone raise the issue about numbers, the answer would be the event was officially cancelled.
2- the heavy participation of marada, HA, tashnak et co would be well camouflaged
3- the tonality and layout of his speech are definitively not made for a political rally where thousands are expected to attend…it was exactly fit for what it was used for: a press conference…so its either that this was not the original speech, in that case what made it change…or it was and therefore Aoun knew that the event would be cancelled…
A viable possibility is that aoun has reached a point where whatever he tells his followers, they will cheer him…he figured whoever was left in the FPM despite all the flip flops would have to either be brainwashed to the last ion or…
therefore ma 3azab 7alo…
I mean where are all those surprises that would shake the country??? where are all those facts that will be revealed??? reading some posts on forums by aounists before the event made me feel like I was going to witness some tidal wave take the country and the political scene apart…
I guess I should have remembered that it was just aoun…
anyways
Check this out:
VIDEO
Why did Sanioura reject Olmert’s call?
Posted by N10452A statement from Saniora’s office said he “had announced more than once that Lebanon would be the last Arab country to sign peace with Israel.”
I want to understand whats with that cliche about being the last ones to sign peace with Israel? How is Israel different than Syria or Iran ? Who harmed us more ? Who is our biggest threat ?
But i will suppose we dont want to sign peace, cant we dialogue with Israel ? Do we have to reject Israeli’s call that fast ?
Let us be even more honest here, Sanioura was working with the Bush administration during the Israeli war and Hezbollah is aware of that, and US was working with Israel, cant we accept dialogue talks sponsored by the US and EU for example ?
We will never get anywhere if we keep on dealing with politics that way, let us be pragmatic and objective once and for all.
“The 2002 Saudi peace initiative said all Arab countries would recognize Israel and sign a peace deal if it withdrew from land captured during the 1967 Arabi-Israeli war.”
Why dont u listen now to KSA Mr.Sanioura ?
Latest Hezbollah Fan
Posted by N10452
Chou 7assouna ??? sayir very open minded
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It would be easier to figure out “What women want” than figure out what Lebanese Christians want.
Throughout the past 80 years, Christians in Lebanon have never been united on any occasion and never acted as a community. They were always dispersed on every event and could not find a common political goal.
In the 1920s, Many Christians stood against the declaration of Greater Lebanon, while others were defending it. Later in the mid 50s, a group of Christians stood defending Pr.Chamoun while others stood with the Palestinians and the Pro-Arab Leftists.
In the 70s, a group of the Christian parties was pro-Syrian and another chose to fight Syria and go after the support of Americans and EU and even Israelies to free the country.
From the 1980s till today, we have a very complicated mixture of Christian political groups which caused internal divisions that are harming us till now. Christians do not seem to agree on a unified plan to preserve their community and therefore preserve their influent presence on the Lebanese political scene.
I will name a small list of those groups we have so you have an idea of how divided and dispersed we are before tackling the reasons behind the formation of so many groups:
- LF led by Samir Geagea
- Ex-Lfers who liked Bash and do not like Geagea under a different front
- LFers who are opposed to Geagea policy under a third front
- Kataeb led by Amine Gemayel
- Pierre Gemayel having his own group of Kataeb
- Sami Gemayel leading Loubnanouna
- Nadim Gemayel a pro-LF inside the Kataeb with his own team
- Ahrar led by Dory Chamoun
- Ahrar loyal to Dany Chamoun and who do not like Dory.
- Aounists led by Aoun
- Fpmers who do not like Aoun anymore and working apart.
etc etc etc …
Christians never seem to agree, and have developed a hobby of dividing more and more their community by founding new groups. That was a brief overview before tackling the reasons behind those divisions and what do Christians really want ?
To be Continued ..

Here is your new God ..
Dont forget to vote for him on the next elections, this is a true Christian indeed, making fun of the patriarch and attacking him and inciting his followers to abuse the bible verses.
BUT dont ever insult Hassan Nasrallah, its a blasphemy !
Walla Pathetic.
Aoun’s Dream …. Lebanon’s nightmare
Posted by N10452I believe “The Lebanon we dream of” was the title for Aoun’s speech and i was expecting an important speech which will set the plan of action for the FPM and its allies, or at least give pragmatic solutions to the current problems, but it turned out to be the same old speech with the same old threats and disrespectful and arrogant attitude.
Like every speech, Aoun started it with his famous signature, the great people of Lebanon that he once called “ghacheem” during a TV interview. The sheep present in the conference room applauded massively of course.
On that day, the Syrian army waged an all-out attack against the last beacon of freedom not only in Lebanon itself but also in the entire Middle East
Aoun choses to ignore the free Christian areas the LF were defending back then and that stayed free until the LF was disbanded and even after that. Instead Baabda is the only free place in the Middle East, knowing that he wasnt even legitimate and was violating the constitution by staying there.
Added to that, he goes on praising the brave resistance against the Israelies and the role of Hezbollah, and doesnt mention SYRIA in any of his quotes !!!
I cannot but salute those martyrs and feel sorry that the man they were defending betrayed them, and wants to bring back their killers …
The rest of the speech was all full of the same-old reforms speech we heard when he came back from France, the same reforms he worked against since his return, the same reforms he lied to the people about to vote for him.
Aoun finally threatens the government to form a national unity government and then issue a new electoral law in order to get a new president.
This is all beautiful and we all want that, but how will u get there ya General ?
And from what i saw lately, you are ready to destroy Lebanon if that guaranteed you the presidency seat.
- You will ally with All the syrian puppets in Lebanon to weaken the government and cause troubles.
- You will ally with a Pro-Iranian armed militia such as Hezbollah to weaken the government and trouble the internal political situation.
- You will lie to your people and exploit their weaknesses to gain seats.
Finally, he blames the government for refusing the dialogue.
“Then, we engaged in the table of dialogue under the umbrella of the parliament, but that dialogue failed because they refused to deal with issues in such a way that would correct what the elections damaged in terms of building a free state; instead, they used the dialogue to cover up for the failure of the government”
Yes, the dialogue failed because of Sanioura & Hariri, because they refused to accept that Hezbollah is a threat on our sovereignty and might get us into a useless war !!!
Who spoiled the dialogue ?? Hezbollah or Hariri ?
Who wants everything or nothing ?? Who wants to build his own state and not pay taxes or bills ?
“And the Army remains the only solution”
Who wrote this book ya General ?? who wanted to disarm all illegal militias ? Who wanted the Syrians out ?
Stop lying to the Christians and to the Lebanese …
You are dreaming of a new Lebanon ?? What a load of crap !
You will bring back the Syrians and burn Lebanon if it got u to presidency …
Answer is : 10
Why ?
The rest are fasting.
I read in newspapers and on FPm sites that more than 50 tvs and radios and news agencies wil be covering today’s event.
Well there are only 2 tvs covering the event:
- Al Manar TV, Hezbollah’s official TV.
- NEW TV, No1 Rumors and B.S TV.
It seems that NTV is interviewing Aounists claiming they are Maronites and attacking the Patriarch and saying he is dividing the Christians.
Of course back when Nasrallah was mocked on Bass met watan, Aoun almost felt insulted and asked for apologies, but mocking the patriarch is fine with Mr.Aoun.
Latest update is that Frangieh’s convoy has reached a record of 25 cars, beating his previous record of only 24 cars and Emile Rahme is participating massively in this event with his 3 cars convoy ( his car, his bodyguard and his wife in another car).
Tayyar.org, Lies Expert
Posted by N10452The FPM Carnival was postponed, however i was checking Tayyar.org and check what i found:
“:يشهد اتوستراد الممتد من جونيه وصولاً الى الدورة آلاف السيارات المنطلقة في مواكب سيّارة في الاتجاهين”
I can see the highway from my house and its empty from both sides, barely few cars passing by every now and then.
“10.35:انطلق موكب الآن موكب من حوالي 300 سيارةمن أمام مكتب التيار الوطني الحر في عشقوت متوجهين نحو التجمع الاساسي في قضاء كسروان قرب الماكدونالد”
All those cars have to pass by the highway to get somewhere, yet barely few cars have been passing by.
” 10.25 1000 سيارة انطلقت من مكتب التغيير والاصلاح في الجديدة فو مواكب سيارة”
Now this is really pathetic, 1000 cars packed in Jdeideh :P, where can 1000 cars convoy fit in Jdeideh ?
I felt like going on the highway and take pics but i heard they postponed it and to be honest its not worthy my time.
Thank you Mother Nature
Posted by N10452
Well, well it is D-Day for Aounists and it didnt stop raining since yesterday night. I see Orange cars going the wrong side of the highway, coming back to their houses. Those are the 13th of October martyrs ya General punishing you …
I hope you realize you were doing something wrong today, but i doubt it.
Cant wait to see your majority
:P
New Iranian Currency
Posted by othello[Picture]
I just received this in an email…and I must admit, it is something worth sharing with you all…its in french
Je ne suis ni Forces Libanaises, ni Hezbollah, ni Aouniste, ni Courant du Futur. Je ne suis ni prosyrienne, ni proaméricaine, encore moins impérialiste ou complice d’Israël.
Je n’appartiens à aucun parti, aucune mouvance politique, aucun extrémisme religieux.
Je n’ai aucun seigneur, aucune idole, aucune main à baiser et personne devant qui courber l’échine.
Je ne suis prête à sacrifier mon âme, mon sang et mes enfants à personne.
Je n’ai aucune relation dans les milieux dits bien placés et pas une goutte de sang sur les mains.
Je n’ai d’argent que celui que j’ai gagné à la sueur de mon front et je n’ai jamais enfreint la loi de mon pays.
Je ne suis rien de tout cela et pourtant je suis là.
Je suis ici chez moi.
Mon pays est le Liban et mon drapeau est rouge, vert et blanc.
Où est ma voix ? Où est ma voie ?
Et si la majorité c’était moi ?
Tania Hadjithomas Mehanna
The cabinet approved yesterday the new list of diplomatic appointments which included 59 ambassadors, seven of which from outside the diplomatic corps, as reported in Narharnet.
The list was prepared by Sanioura and approved by the President Lahoud after he got his share of one ambassador in Kazakhystan. Those appointements are the first since 7 years and no consultation whatsoever was made between the different parties.
What amazes me is that no Christian party critisized the decision taken, not even Aoun, as if diplomacy is unimportant to us.
The only comment i heard was from Sheikh Pierre Gemayel who did not agree on the way appointments were done but hoped the new ambassadors will assume properly their responsability.Safadi was also against the appointments probably because he didnt get his share.
59 ambassadors are chosen to represent Lebanon worldwide, yet we have no say in chosing them.
Are all Christian leaders sleeping ? Is there something keeping them that busy ?
Wayno el General ? Walaw he is an expert in reacting to such acts, but no he is too busy preparing his political carnival!
As for the LF, well i dont know whats keeping Hakim that busy or unaware ? I suggest you change your media team because the list of mistakes he did and is still doing is verry long.
And the funniest part is that we are meeting and making deals with Lahoud now? What about the “Fell” campaign the 14th of march organized and the LF led ?
This is not how we regain our equilibrium on the Lebanese political scene, on the contrary this is how we put an end to any influence we had.
Christmas Toys for Aounies
Posted by othelloOne more time LebanonJohn comes to us with a magnificent peice of litterature like no one else can write. I’m sharing it with you all:
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This Christmas , Santa has new toys for all the loyal Aounies. Some for little kids , others for adults and many for the youth. Here is the latest line up so that you can start your christmas shopping early.
NEW NEW NEW
Baathket Ball: This Orange ball won’t baounce no matter what you do with it !!!! Inflate it with helium, glue springs to it, even attach small gymnasts to it. You cannot make this damn ball baounce!!!
Have fun with all the family trying to play this enjoyable game with a non baouncing ball. SUPRISE ;For only $100 more iranian supplied dollars , you can get your very own autographed ball. See your favorite Baathi’s signatures. A sure to be classic.
Try our great new Board Game adapted from the great old classic RISK
The NEW aound IMPROVED KRSI
This Aouny game is sure to keep you all guessing. Which alliance* can you form. How quickly can you turn on your own friends? First to Create more risky alliances in order to get to the KRSI faster wins
*Rules not included
For all you military doll fans, we have the Brand New Syrian Prisoner GI JOSEPH
Unlike other boring GI JOE’s ,This POW is unaccounted for. Even his commanding General denies his existence. GI JOSEPH comes with his own Balanco, Electrocution cords attached to his genitals and undelivered Letters to his mother. Hide GI Joseph in the closet and forget he is there. Don’t worry , you don’t have to look for him, he can stay another few years without any attention at all.
HEY CHILDREN For you Kids, we have a super new variation on a true classic.
PIN THE TAIL ON THE DAOUNKEY
Put a Hizballah scarf around your eyes and have your friend spin you around and around until you don’t have a F%$#@KIN clue where you are . Then try to pin this tail on a life size image of a DAOUNKEY. FIRST TO SAY MOU? wins
Also for kids this educational game is all about spelling.
MOO ? or MOU? Sound alike? yes but they are not the same spelling.
This new spelling toy designed by shaytans children is specially designed to give children an incentive to learn. Spell it wrong and you get the sound of your General shouting at you to be smarter. Fun and entertaining these sound bytes are taken from many of his famous interviews.
Hey Aouny Youth, we didn’t forget about you. Our Tech elves have designed a brand new game that reinacts great battles, like Generals October 13th and Nassrallahs famous war .
This 500 Mullahbyte download is quick and easy and will have you hooked in no time.
Play Command and be Conquered
You control either a mad Mullah, or a crazed General*. See how fast you can provoke a syrian or Israeli invasion. THe faster to lose his position gets the highest score. Get bonuses for drawing civilian casualties. Hold victory parades after your defeat. Enjoy this tactical brain teaser. Raise money from innocent citizens, collect cash from islamo fascist nations. Fund your own wars no matter what others say!!
*submarine and embassy sold separately
And last but not least for the Whole family based on the intellectual “Trivial Pursuit”
This version has a new direction. Buy NOW!!!!
Aoun’s Conspiracy Pursuit A.K.A Prosyrian Pursuit
Find the answers to the greatest mysteries of Lebanese Politics
Like Who Killed Hariri, Why Geagea went to prison
Want the truth??, this game is not for you.
Devise new conspiracies, ludicrous answers, retarded theories. Illogical premises. It all works in this twisted brainwashing blockbuster.
The most absurd answer wins. Anyone implicating syria loses a turn.
Yes, i know it is hard to believe, but it is true.
Michel Aoun is organizing a pro-syrian demonstration to commemorate the martyrs that fell defending him and Baabda presidential palace against the Syrians.
A quick historical review, Syrians attacked Baabda Palace on the 13th of October 1990, as per the Lebanese legitimate government request to remove the mad general (Aoun) and Aoun even though claiming he ll die defending the palace fled on the first chance using a french M113 and left his men behind to be assasinated coldly and even left his family and handed the army to Emile Lahoud in a written paper while his men were fighting for him.
Many brave soldiers were killed and others kidnapped and taken to Syria where they are still jailed till now and being tortured, yet Aoun denied their presence few months ago while their mothers were demonstrating in front of the UN asking for their comeback.
Here s the video abou Aoun denying the 13th of October prisoners.
Aoun Denying 13th of October
The demonstration to take place on the 15th of October will be led by the FPM and the following parties will be attending ‘massively’ the event, yes take a deep breath and read the following list of shame that Aoun is allied to :
- Sleiman Frangieh and the Marada, the most loyal Syrian ally in Lebanon.
- Michel el Murr, the man who weakened the Christians and beat our youth using his Syrian contacts and strong alliance.
- The SSNP, a Syrian party that does not even recognize Lebanon as a final entity.
- Tala Irslen, a Syrian dog by excellence.
What could we possibly say to our general ?
Ya di3an hal shabeb li meto bass …
May they rest in peace.
15th of October Clan
Posted by N10452It is gonna be one funny gathering.

Turks 1918 - 2006
Posted by N10452Funny caricature by Armand Homsi in Annahar today:

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